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Amazing Sectional Sofa - $1000 (Ormond Beach)

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condition: excellent
make / manufacturer: Sofa Mart
model name / number: Sunrise
size / dimensions: 122 x 122 x 32

This is perhaps the most comfortable sectional sofa you'll ever own. Before we get to that, let's discuss why we are selling it. The short answer is--we want modular seating. We want to give ourselves the flexibility to switch things up and move furniture around in the room if the mood strikes us. Switching up with a sectional like this means knocking down walls, rewiring cable, dealing with permits, inspectors, and dust and that's just too much. So now that you know why, let's talk about this. It's difficult to part with. This gorgeous sofa came from Sofa Mart, and it's an exclusive-to-them piece that only came in two colors, tan and yellow. This is the "Sunrise Sectional" and new it sold for almost $2000.00. It's also no longer available, which means you're buying a rare piece! Not one of a kind, but you'll be in an exclusive club for sure.

To describe it, it's like your favorite pair of jeans or flip flops. It's the comfortable pillow you take with you on trips. It's the best book you've ever read. It's a cold $20 beer at a Kenny Chesney concert that your girlfriend paid for. The fabric is heavy cotton that has a denim feel to it. It's the sofa every dog in the world would own if they had opposable thumbs and the ability to swipe your debit card and punch in a pin, or perhaps if Alexa could understand bark, it might show up on your doorstep. As I said before, it's literally perhaps the most comfortable sofa you'll ever sit on. If there's a downside, it's that you'll want to fall asleep on it. At 122" long on each side, (yes, that's just a touch over 10 feet!), there's room to sleep maybe your entire family! But please note, this isn't a sleeper sofa. It's just so amazing you'll want to sleep on it. If your Netflix show is boring, you'll most definitely nod off, even sitting upright. You could probably seat 7 adults, and that's what it's really about. Watching people fight to sit on the ends or in the corner where you'll look like Buddha in deep prayer. I mean, who wants to be the shlep stuck sitting without an armrest, having to share thigh sweat with Aunt Margie or feel Uncle John's nasty hairy legs!? With this sofa, you can put real estate between you!

The measurements are: 122" long x 122" long, 43" deep, 30" tall, and the seat cushions measure 25" from the back cushion to the front. That's right, over 2 feet deep! Who needs a footrest?!

What it doesn't have: it doesn't have cupholders, LED lighting, 12v phone sockets, extending footrests, coffee service, or a built-in bacon cooker. It doesn't do 0-60 in 3.4 seconds. It's not a Tesla. It isn't 4 wheel drive. It won't ward off hurricanes. But it is everything else.

This comes from a non-smoker home that is also free of pets. We don't have stinky feet, and nobody (I mean NOBODY) is allowed to eat on it. For only a short while after the initial purchase, it was in a home with a cat, but the sofa was covered and the cat couldn't harm it. Then it went into air conditioned storage for several months. There's no fur, smells, rips, tears, or stains, and we make no apologies for it. It's about a year and a half old and gently used. It was originally purchased as a piece for a tv/sunroom, so it got little use. Then we moved into a new smaller home, and it has been the primary living room sofa for the past 2 months, which brings us to today. Want to know more? Send me a text at three eight six, 8 eight two, seven two 6 3. Or send me a private message. Maybe an email, or perhaps a smoke signal. We will arrange to have you come fall in love with it, and we will part with it as you part with your beloved cash. With home lending interest rates so low, it's easy to convince your spouse to refi and spend a grand to have a grand sofa! If you fall asleep on it while taking it for a test-seat, you're going to have to buy it--just keeping it real.
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